Full of plot holes and cheesy dialogue, The Legend Of The Psychotic Forest Ranger is a B horror movie straight out of the 80s. After taking a wrong turn down an abandoned road, The Jock (Ricky Newton), The Joker (Josh Demeyere), The Blond Bimbo (Stefanie Peters) and The Paranoid Brunette (Colleen Macisaac) run out of gas and find themselves stranded in the middle of the woods. What a total drag. What was that noise? Why is everyone vanishing? Your compass won't save you from The Psychotic Forest Ranger (Michael G. MacDonald). These are his woods.